I'm currently eating White Castle

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 06/13/2014 at 13:46 • Filed to: Lunchlopnik

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In Seattle, that came from a crave case via Detroit.

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE FROZEN SLIDERS! THEY ARE NOT REAL WHITE CASTLE!!!!

That is all.

ddavidn > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:48

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Yeah... avoid those.

CalzoneGolem > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:48

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I don't understand your words but I want to eat so much White Castle! I think I could eat a dozen burgers.

GhostZ > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:49

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I had a friend who went blind temporarily because of a crave crate. He ate ~12 burgers in one sitting.

The secret to successfully finishing one is to not get it with cheese. The cheese is what will kill you fast, without it you can endure.

505Turbeaux > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:52

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yeah the frozen ones suck donkey dick. Baller status. I get this way over good pizza/ Explain this crave case to me

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > CalzoneGolem 06/13/2014 at 13:52

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Just a dozen?

There was a time where in a drunken rage,I could consume a "Crave Case" of 30 sliders in one sitting. This roughly equates to 16 hours on the toilet the next day, and farts that will put down large animals. They also make a "Crave Crate" of 100 delicious motherfucking burgers!!

mr_gofast > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:53

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30 burgers>>> omg..in and out got nothing here..

PatBateman > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:54

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STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY FOR A BURGER THAT ISN'T AVAILABLE WITHIN 800 MILES OF MY LOCATION.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > mr_gofast 06/13/2014 at 13:55

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I am a firm believer in a 3x3 animal style from the West coast burger gods at In N' Out. However, White Castle will always be my first burger love.

CalzoneGolem > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:55

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When I'm drunk I can eat all the food.

mr_gofast > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 13:56

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never tried either - really really want to.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > PatBateman 06/13/2014 at 13:58

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My aunt brings a crave case for my brother and I to split when she visits. She also brings other favorites from Michigan as well.

Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 14:00

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Nope

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 06/13/2014 at 14:04

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While Dick's is an ok substitute, it's not the same as In 'N Out or White Castle, and it never will be.

Nibbles > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 14:05

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I went to White Castle on our trip to Florida. I was not impressed. I was less than impressed. So far less than impressed that you could say I was completely and unabashedly unimpressed.

In all honesty I believe it may have been the worst cheeseburger-aping object I've ever had the poor inclination to put in my mouth. I ate it. Damn right, I ate it. I ate like four or five of the things because I won't knock it till I've really tried it. I couldn't do any more. Never again.

Roundbadge > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 14:22

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This makes me a little ill....I'm not fond of eating them fresh, let alone shipped (flown?) across the country first.

I do speak from experience. Obviously, YMMV.

Titanius Anglesmith > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/13/2014 at 14:34

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I used to go to White Castle with my sister and her friends after school when I was in eighth grade, me and the guys would put down immense quantities of rat burgers. I'm talking like 20 each.

Never. Again.